Only in Utah

I may - hypothetically - have moved to Utah since my last post. It's also theoretically possible that I am already in my second year as a Utahn (sp?). Utah, as you might already know, is very much like America; so much so that the similarities make the differences somewhat subtle. Still, I am potentially here, and these are just some of the oddities I could have spotted which may-or-may-not remind me of it.

"And it came to pass that I, Abraham Lincoln didst free minest slaves 

and get baptized, apparently." 1st Nonsequitur 18:65

I don't know if this is particularly relevant, but it is worth noting that somewhere in the world there exists a thermos the size of my already gigantic head.

In Utah, we've almost eliminated the need for animal control by having only the kind of stray animals which can be legally deep-fried.

I don't know if you can tell, but this is an actual Brigham Young themed firework. It was loud, crazy, and immediately forgotten - hence, the name.

I wonder what a sale at White Elegance would be like. "Get your temple garments half off!" Also, we are eerily close to having a company which washes your car and your temple garments.